Come Free, Damned Chastity Belt

I gazed at her body, an' what did I see Keepin me from where I wanna be That cruel contraption lookin' back at me Where did he hide that key!

I searched high and low for that damned key Where in the hell could it be? I've got a hard on stiff as a tree I've got to get that damned thing free!!

I looked out the window and over the lea Past the cliff out leagues three Her husbands vessel comin' in from sea Pretty soon I'll have to flee