The Dragon's Retort

Verse 1
Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree; This ecology needs me and I know me place, But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.
Verse 2
Oh, I came to this village to better my health Which is shockingly poor despite all my wealth, But I get no assistance and no sympathy, Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.
Chorus 1
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not, But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught: For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot; Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
Verse 3
Well, I'm really quite kind almost all through the year Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear, But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me.
Verse 4
As it happens our interests are almost the same. You see I'm really quite skilful at managing game. If I ate just your men, would your excess decline? Of course not, the rest would just make better time.
Chorus 1
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not, But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught: For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot; Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
Verse 5
Now, the number of babies a woman can bear Has limits and that's why my pruning's done there. Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch I'm careful to eat only virgins for lunch
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