The Fighters Lament

Tune: Norwegian Wood

Verse 1

I once had a sword Or should I say, it once had me I just picked it up Oh what a sword It was plus three

Verse 2

Its ego was twelve A fact of which I wasn't aware I tried to leave And I found that the sword didn't care Oh, oh, oh

Verse 3

I walked through the halls Wasting my time Nothing to find Then I turned around And then I said "Oh no, undead"

Verse 4

The thirty two knights saw me coming And started to laugh I closed my eyes As my sword started hewing a path Oh, oh, oh

Verse 5

And when I awoke I was alone That sword had flown Now I use a club Isn't it good No-Ego wood