Goliard Battle Song

Tune: Heigh Ho

Chorus 1

Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to war we go

Verse 1

We'll hack and slash, and kick some ass

Verse 2

Our polearms high we'll make them cry

Verse 3

We'll join the fray, our foes to slay

Verse 4

We'll deal some foe a mighty blow

Verse 5

Their wall we'll break, and banner take

Verse 6

Our swords will swing, their heads will ring

Verse 7

We are not bards, we are the Guards

Chorus 2

High ho heigh ho, it's back from war we go

Verse 8

We beat their best, it's time to rest

Verse 9

We're really beat, it's time to eat

Verse 10

Our armor stinks, it's time for drinks

Verse 11

We've dropped our gear, now where's the beer?

Verse 12

We're strong and hearty, it's time to party!

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