The Hamster Song

By: Chrystofer~Kensor, Andrixios~Seljukroctonis

Tune: Ballad of the Green Berets

Verse 1

Fighting hamsters from the sky Some will live and some will die Hamsters have nothing to fear The fighting hamsters of Calontir

Verse 2

Silver tape upon their backs A broadsword is all they lack Fifty hamsters fight a war They won't win without fifty more

Verse 3

Trained by jumping off a roof Trained in combat tooth to tooth Hamsters fight both far and near The fighting hamsters of Calontir

Verse 4

Riding high upon our helms Their war cry it overwhelms All opponents become weak At their fearsome squeaky squeak

Verse 5

Back at home Paval waits His fighting hamster has met its fate He has died while drinking beer The fighting hamsters of Calontir

Verse 6

Once again its off to war This time we number a dozen more We will fight for those in need so this year it's with Caid

Verse 7

Fighting hamsters jump from planes Fighting hamsters fall like rain Some will live but most will die Stupid creatures cannot fly