The LAST time I sent my device, the heralds said to me:
Someone else has got it,
We changed the rules again,
It's not a period design,
It's against the Rule of Tincture,
We changed the rules,
In a decision rendered by the College of Arms
on August 1'st, A.S. V it was decided that this
Style of Heraldic Design was not appropriate to
the aims and intentions of the Corporate Body
Holy! Holy! Holy!
We haven't got it,
We upped the fees,
We changed the forms, and
It violates the Rule of Three