It's In, It's Out

Tune: Sunrise, Sunset

Verse 1

Where is that hero I married? Where is that lover that I knew? Once we made merry love for hours, all night through.

Verse 2

I don't remember growing older. Somehow the years have slipped away. Hormones are raging and I won't wait!

Chorus 1

It's up. It's down; It's in. it's out. Then it goes away. Done is that fellow (phallus) that I played with, Gone is the romping in the hay.

Verse 3

Now he's older, growing older; Still there is no way... He claims the minutes now are hours, timing was never his forte!

Verse 4

He's through, I'm not; He's cold, I'm hot, Sleep would come his way... Finish the task my lord, I warn thee, Or there'll be bloody hell to pay.

Chorus 1

It's up. It's down; It's in. it's out. Then it goes away. Done is that fellow (phallus) that I played with, Gone is the romping in the hay.

Verse 5

Gently he turns to me and whispers, Words that do set my soul aflame; Then with a loving smile he takes me, Things have changed!

Verse 6

Evening is turning into daylight Some things will never be the same. Now I am begging him for mercy, I've been tamed

Chorus 2

No doubt, it's up. It's in, its out, And it seems to stay. Now it's this lady who needs sleep, dear, Later we'll love again and play.