We're Jabal al-Samira's Mercenary Band.
We hope you will enjoy our show.
Jabal al-Samira's Mercenary Band
We'll help you make your evening go.
Jabal al-Samira, Jabal al-Samira, Jabal al-Samira
Mercenary Band.
Verse 2
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill,
You're such a lovely audience,
Your ransom we'll take home with us,
Your ransom we'll take home.
Verse 3
I don't really want to stop the show,
But we thought you really ought to know,
To escape us, you must pay a fee,
Call it ransom money if you please.
Verse 4
Now may I introduce to you,
The head of our conspiracy,
al-Samira's Mercenary Band.
Pay your FEES!