Leprosy

Tune: Yesterday - The Beatles

Verse 1

Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me And it's simple, very plain to see I've got a case of Leprosy

Verse 2

Leprosy, Friends and family shy away from me And I can't afford a colony Oh I am stuck with Leprosy

Chorus 1

Why I have to rot, I know not I cannot say Gangrene is better but I am stuck, with Leprosy

Verse 3

Leprosy, All my clothes are dirty rags you see That's why all the people stare at me Oh why do I have Leprosy

Chorus 2

Why I have to rot, I know not I cannot say Gangrene is better but I am stuck with Leprosy

Verse 4

Leprosy, I'm not half the man I used to be That's 'cause half of me is dead you see Oh I am plagued with Leprosy

(What do you call a leper in a sauna......Stew)