Oh, I'll drink and drink and drink
To Lillie the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented, Medicinal Compound
With applications in every case
Verse 1
Now here's a story, a little bit gory
A little bit happy, a little bit sad
Of Lillie the Pink, and her Medicinal Compound
And how it drove her to the bad
Verse 2
Well Ebeneezer thought he was Julius Caesar
So they put him in a home
Then they gave him Medicinal Compound
And now he's Emperor of Rome
Verse 3
Paddy Klinger, the Opera singer
Could break a glass with his voice to save
Rubbed his tonsils with Medicinal Compound
Now they break glasses o'er his head
Verse 4
Tinny Hammer, had a terrible stammer
He could hardly say a word
And so they gave him Medicinal Compound
And now he's seen and never heard
Verse 5
Uncle Paul, he was very small, he
Was the shortest man in town
Rubbed his body with Medicinal Compound
Now he weighs only half a pound
Verse 6
Lilly died and went to heaven
All the church bells they did ring
She took her Medicinal Compound
Hark the Herald Angels sing