My God How the Money Rolls In!

By: Anonymous, Ioseph~of~Locksley

Tune: My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean

Verse 1

My cousin sells shields to the Tuchux The plywood they're made of is thin; I'm a doggone good Chiurgeon My God, how the money rolls in!

Verse 2

My brother is a mercenary Hiring out to help you win Since both Kingdoms pay for his wages My God, how the money rolls in!

Verse 3

The East and the Middle are fighting Trimaris and others join in The Dark Horde makes book on the winner My God, how the money rolls in!

Verse 4

Smilin' Ali is looking for people To travel a long way with him To auctions in old Persian markets My God, how the money rolls in!

Verse 5

I'm just a poor mercenary I don't care if we lose or we win As long as you're still here on payday My God, how the money rolls in!

Verse 6

Ioseph of Locksley is Celtic, Ioseph of Locksley is thin, Ioseph writes satire to order, My God, how the money rolls in!