Newbie Drinkers

By: Edmound~Bernhard

Tune: Greensleeves

Verse 1

My lady love please come to me, The Newbie Drinkers have gone to sleep Though they were loud they have gone away And now we no longer must hear them

Chorus 1

Newbie Drinkers you cannot see Newbie Drinker don't puke on me The bottle is dry this cannot be For now we must open another

Verse 2

We went to bed for our lawful rest But now we face an awful test The Newbie Drinkers are retching loud, We may not be able to sleep

Verse 3

Poor Lorie dear it was her first time To mix the Vodka and Scotch so fine To her the Vodka it had no taste But the Scotch it did make her to heave

Verse 4

And Doug dear Doug the Experienced man Who could not drink with just one hand He stumbled back, and he stumbled forth Until he could no longer walk

Verse 5

Bob, dear Mom, and Loreena too Could not turn backs to these Newbie few Yes they would come to the rescue Of these Newbie Drinkers