Rattan

By: Arron~Reynard

Tune: People are Strange - The Doors

Chorus every two verses

Verse 1

Rattan is wondrous Use it for tent poles Make a pavilion Like they do in the East.

Verse 2

Fighters just love it Make weapons from it Would probably marry A Rattan Queen.

Chorus 1

That Rattan Tape it, don't waste it. Rattan! Don't cha just love Rattan? Rattan! Rattan! (Bum dum dum dum dum)

Verse 3

Soaking is bad Don't laminate either Unless you would like to Hear Marshals scream

Verse 4

Tape is the preference Mark out the edges Make it look wooden Make it look real.

Verse 5

Word in the mundane Rattan is furniture See just how limited The real world can be.

Verse 6

Hear in the ages We use it for all things We use it oh so ho Creatively.

Verse 7

I know a fighter Comes from (random kingdom name) Didn't wear his Cup in fight.

Verse 8

Now he is using Rattan in a new way His lady just loves it Fits like a dream.