SCA Girl

By: Edmound~Bernhard

Tune: Eurotrash Girl - Cracker

Verse 1

Well I went down to Citadel And I slept in a park Went on up to Caer Mithen For a tourney in the dark

Chorus 1

And I'll search the world over For my Lady in Garb Yeah, I'll search the world over For an SCA Girl

Verse 2

Cruised on out to Outlandish Nearly blew me away Yeah, the wind there was awful But I stayed anyway

Verse 3

Got drunk at St. Golias They put me up for the night Now I always have liked them The way they drink, and they fight

Verse 4

Called my Knight from a pay phone Said I'm down to my last He said "I gave you your armor Now go call your dad"

Verse 5

And the Duchess that he married Well she hung up the phone No she never did like me But I can stand on my own

Verse 6

Sold my armor at Pennsic Spent it all in one night Buyin' drinks in a tavern For a guy who don't fight

Verse 7

Cruised on out to Estrella Atens piped on the field Yeah they still lost the war though Never had time to yield