Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the sheets of rubber
Bring out the peanut butter
England's forever, but Scotland's depraved
Verse 2
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the condoms
I'm so restless tonight
Bring out my little brother
I'll have no other lover
England's forever, but Scotland's depraved
Verse 3
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the grease
I'm feelin' frisky tonight
Bring out my little sister
Lord knows I've really missed her
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved
Verse 4
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the prize ram
I'm so horny tonight
When I'm a done with humpin'
We'll all feast on mutton
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved
Verse 5
Out in the fields of heather
Bring out the whips of leather
Whip me so soundly lassie
And hear me rave
Down where the streams' a' windin'
Being out the ropes for bindin'
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved
Verse 6
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so frisky mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Lord knows I really wanna'
Bring out the greased iguana
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved
Verse 7
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the chimpanzees
We'll give them our diseases
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved
Verse 8
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the can o' Cheez-Wiz
Bring out the plastic Jesus
England's forever, but Scottland's depraved