Three Jolly Coachmen

Three jolly coachmen sat in an English Tavern Three jolly coachmen sat in an English Tavern And they decided, and they decided, and they decided To have another flagon

Landlord fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over Landlord fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over For tonight we'll merry be, for tonight we'll merry be, for tonight we'll merry be Tomorrow we'll be sober

Here's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober Here's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober Falls as the leaves do fall, falls as the leaves do fall, falls as the leaves do fall He'll die before October

Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow Lives as he ought to live, lives as he ought to live, lives as he ought to live And dies a jolly good fellow

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother She's a foolish foolish girl, she's a foolish foolish girl, she's a foolish foolish girl For she'll not get another

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another She's a boon to all mankind, she's a boon to all mankind, she's a boon to all mankind For she'll soon be a mother

Here's to the man who goes to battle wearing lots of armor Here's to the man who goes to battle wearing lots of armor Sweats as the pigs do sweat, sweats as the pigs do sweat, sweats as the pigs do sweat To ladies he's no charmer

Here's to the man who goes to fight with nothing but his woad on Here's to the man who goes to fight with nothing but his woad on He's a sight for all to see, he's a sight for all to see, he's a sight for all to see For he's got nothing sewed on!